Your Queen of All Evil has this to say:
The group is not dead. In fact, the numbers are constantly on the rise, and we see plenty of activity on the daily. If I seem inactive it's purely because I don't post often here, but I'm still hard at work in the background, promoting and shaking hands with new affiliations.
Before I go onto the Monster Bash (or lack thereof), I want to first doll out Happy Birthday wishes to both of my Dark Commanders, and ! Hope your b-days were awesome and evil-y!
Onto the Monster Bash... Turns out that upgrading to a Premium membership only gives the individual access to the "Poll" widget--groups, on the other hand, must upgrade to a Super Group to have the ability to conduct polls. Yeah, fuck that.
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So we'll do the "Monster Bash" the old fashioned way. First, I'm gonna ask YOU, the viewer, to help me come up with a deadly roster. I'll start this fire with a few suggestions of my own, and then you guys can add more monsters/slashers/whatever to this blog. Please submit your entries to this blog, rather than Noting me in person.
My suggestions for villains competing in the 2014 Monster Bash are...
The Pale Man (Pan's Labyrinth)
Zombie Cat (Pet Cemetery)
Shape-shifting Alien (from The Thing)
Red-faced Demon (Insidious)
T-Rex (from Jurassic Park)
The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers)
Dog Gargoyle (Ghostbusters)
Creature from the Black Lagoon
The Devil (from the Exorcist)
Psychomatic Offspring (The Brood)
The Shark (from Jaws)
The Wicked Witch of the West
Cave Dwellers (The Descent)
Classic Car (Christine)
Brundlefly (The Fly)
The Ring Girl
Whew... and I know that only scratches the surface. But here's the deal--the goal is to narrow this list down to just eight contestants. A ballot will be cast for the remaining eight, until we have just two monsters remaining. Then, we will have an art contest, where YOU will decide the victor.
By literally having that monster kill the other in your illustration. The monster with the higher kill count, most entries, and best conceived imagery will become "King of All Monsters 2014"!
Let it begin!